What I think of Telemarketing?

I would hate to make phone calls to earn my living!

Harnessing sound bytes

You would find some people who revel in the fact that they can talk like they are competing in a verbal marathon. Your desire to interject an input to their sound bytes is like trying to thread a running needle. Each time you want to say something, it would seem to the onlookers that you are stopped mid way through a yawn. We expend so much energy, which I think can be harnessed into a means of energy producing agent.

I was hearing a lady talk other day. It continued for exactly 42 minutes. I am aware of the duration because, when she stopped, a wave of silence washed over me. Felt like a speaker blaring terrible songs had just died out because of a power cut.

Coming back to the harnessing part, I was imagining a wind mill placed in front of her mouth. The blades would keep rotating. No power could have stopped it. The other end of the windmill can be connected to a power station.

Wild imaginations..