Manager: Let us see when the fire starts. Till then this is working.In our planning itself we have taken care of the fire, it will not happen!!
This is accompanied by a stupid grin and rapidly hand gestures.
Tech member: The requirement is not clear. They have not told us, when to populate the dropdown
Manager: See, you have to think OOTB(This means "Out Of The Box" for the hoi-polloi, simply means, think creative… don’t be bound by the 4 walls). You have to set some flags in code and check how the existing requirement can be translated to delivery. If you do not do this, you cannot grow. Instead of one way of displaying the dropdown, think of many manners. Implement all the possible choices and use a flag to activate them.
Tech member: Nod-nod... Straight from the horse's mouth into his puzzled psyche.
Manager: Did you understand?? Grins satisfactorily.
Tech member: Nod nod
Manager: rubs his hands gleefully
Tech member goes back to his seat. Hir colleague asks her,
Colleague: "Kya bola woh?"
Tech member: "Pata nahin!"
Colleague: "Kya matlab pata nahin!" Looks away from his screen and stares at his fren.
Tech: "Bol raha that ke bahut se flags use kare... Implement all possibilities. Use flag to identify them. Depending on what the client wants, activate the required flag. He only kept talking about flags…!!! ”
Colleague: “Kahe to jhande peharade??? India, Pakistan, America aur srilanka ke jhande chalenege kya? Ja pooch ke aa usko!!"
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