PHOONK was PHOONKed away

Why did RGV name it as PHOONK, is it because we could PHOONK it away? We actually did... It could have been aptly named, let me say

1) Naasthik bana aasthik -- you know Rajeev turned over a new leaf
2) Baccha khatiya se chalang mara -- oh, remember the crassiest scene of the movie. Did RGV think we would be scared?
3) Budiya ka sar vibration mode par -- Watch out for Rajeev's mother.Her head is always in tremors, like a 1100 in vibration mode
4) Bhagwan ya Doctor -- Poor Lillete Dubey took away the achievement of the almighty
5) Ped pe Kavva -- That ubiquituous crow.
6) Ram Gopal Verma ka PHOONK -- just like Ram gopal verma ki AAG

Ram Gopal Verma, the man who immortalised Urmila as Mili in Rangeela, who did to GOD FATHER, what A R Rehaman did to 'Vande Mataram'... this was the most weakened form of cinema that RGV can dish from his kitchen. Has he become mentally decrepit to spend on such a gross movie and to believe that the audience will lap it up?