We get to hear these unalloyed truths from Calvin. Some of my favorite
"I'M SIGNIFICANT!...screamed the dust speck."-Calvin
"There's more to this world than just people, you know."-Hobbes
"I'd hate to have a kid like me."-Calvin
"I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."-Calvin
"Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what."-Calvin
"Do you hate being a girl? What's it like? Is it like being a bug?I imagine bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to comrehend the magnitude of it."-Calvin
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."-Calvin
"You know how people are. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it."-Calvin
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