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From Paris hilton being freed from jail or from where ever, Shahrukh Khan goes "fair", To Aditya and Ranis marriage ooops, engagement .... news is being rolled out like a old restaurant trying to woo its customers by naming their dishes after cartoon characters.... Mickey Minny spicey kebab to Donald duck soup... Do you need think any iota of intelligence is needed to decipher the idosy behind this? If you answer a No, then you belong to a normal human race.. Welcome to my abode.

Malaika Arora is staged as a fashion diva!! woooo... this must be the next best think to "nothing". Once in a while I prefer to watch and read such news that I DO NOT need to know. Actually it makes me feel(ya rite) intelligent and sensible. When my morale is down, when I feel like there is no place for me even at the bottom of the black sea(or you can name any other), when I feel like a ISO 27000 (or wahtever, I heard this is latest that has been dished out by them )certified worthless Homo Sapien, such news peps me up, albeit for a few minutes.... Today, not that I my psyche is strangled by any such harrowing (d)emotions, I opened IBN live to read up lines, before sleep pulls the warm covers over me!! Basically, I wanted to feel dulled so that I can feel my eyes heavy with boredom.

Coming back to Madam M (woooooo Casino Royale.. James bond, I liked the current bond as well, a bond with a heart and no gadgets!! Wish he could use his heart like used his devices.... Dil ke hazaaar tukde kar ke, ek ek ko chun ke marega... Yuck, how crass can I get???Sleep here I come), she is the 'new makeover guru'... Well, yes make-over!!

Some cute lass asks her, "Could you please give our viewers some style tips?"
Madam M: "Tips for the monsooon... giggles!! Gee Geee Geeeigles "
How inelegant. M continues after some pouting, "Keep it short.. just to the ankle". Well, when it rains, even my grandmom tucks the ends of saree in, so that it lifts up till the ankle, my mommmy darling does it too, my brother does it too, not his sareeof course but his pair of chinos... Wow, I come from a real stylish family. It took me 24 years and 2 months to realise this. Thanks M.

Accenture dressing policy says, When we say keep it short, we are referring to meetings and presentations, not skirts! Wow.....

The aim of this blog was for me get bored and lug myself to sleep. Am bored of writing on Madam M and her KISS(Keep It Super Short ideas) . Mission accomplished.